“God, am I headed the right way?”
“I will let you know when I finish my second book, not quite sure right now…”
“If you don’t mind me asking, when will that be?”
“I have a lot of hype to live up to! It could be years...decades... millennia... who knows?!”
“I could be dead by then!?!?”
“Yes and I swear you humans give me so much grief! Much more anxiety and writers block than the dinosaurs! I can barely finish a sentence with all this commotion.”
“Then why do you keep us around?”
“Because you guys buy way more of my books then the dinosaurs ever did!”